SCA League Stats
(Final Stats 2008/9 Season)



Alan Richard Mossman
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1. What is your best position? Probably, propping up a bar with a cold beer in hand and eulogizing about Hull City’s rise to fame
2. Place in order of preference:
Wife/Girlfriend/Other, Cricket, Boozing, Football
1, Football
2, Boozing
3, Cricket
4, Wife/Girlfriend/Other
3. What will your legacy be to the ECCS? As the coordinator of the tour game to Phnom Penh, I wish to be remembered for getting everyone stinking drunk for three days.
4. What is the worst thing you have ever had in your mouth? I once had the dubious pleasure of devouring a bull’s penis. Note that the rest of the bull was not attached at the time.
5. Pet hate(s) about Vietnam (please keep to less than 500 words) In general, I have no complaints about Vietnam. However, I maintain a healthy dislike for expat housewives. The ones that I have met know little about the country, but enjoy offering ill-educated opinions on a whole range of subjects. A spot of re-education wouldn’t go amiss.
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