SCA League Stats
(Final Stats 2008/9 Season)



Steve Smyth
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1. What is your best position? My greatest talent would be propping up a bar
2. Place in order of preference:
Wife/Girlfriend/Other, Cricket, Boozing, Football
1, Boozing
2, Football
3, Cricket
4, Wife/Girlfriend/Other
3. What will your legacy be to the ECCS? Probably famous for being that bloke who never played a game but regularly showed up to social evenings even though he was a full playing member.
4. What is the worst thing you have ever had in your mouth? Probably Durian fruit, moon cakes or that horrible dried shit the Vietnamese insist on eating during their national day.  
5. Pet hate(s) about Vietnam (please keep to less than 500 words) The fact that motorbikes don't look over their left shoulder when pulling out onto a main street. The way everyone seems to be in a permanent rush. You cant buy decent stuff - everything is a knock off/cheap copy and breaks after about 15 minutes. When you walk into a shop they stand over your shoulder picking up random objects and saying 'you buy sir'. When you go into a restaurant they hand you a massive menu and expect you to order in three seconds. When you still have a mouthful of beer in your glass they whip it away and try to sell you another one. I could go on but won't.  
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